The bucket

Salad bowl
=huge tupperware cake container, which occasioned much and many stares and offensive comments today in the staffroom, involving me sat on a low comfy chair with a queue of folk sneering, staring in my 'bucket' and really making really annoying comments, such as
'What's all that in there? What are you eating? Why have you got such a big one?'
and other punch-able remarks.
I told them to sling their hooks, but oddly they were unfazed by my truculence.